Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Orange & Mango
£7.75
I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? Flavoured with orange and mango. .3 oz./8.5 g...
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Pineapple & Brown Sugar
£7.75
Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Me either. Flavoured with yumtastic pineapple...
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Proper Peppermint
£7.75
Crisp, clean, bright, and bursting. Believe me, you're gonna want this on your lips. Proper peppermint flavour. .3 oz./8.5 g
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Strawberries & Cream
£7.75
Do the habitats of zebras overlap with ideal strawberry-growing conditions? Who cares when it's this cute. Flavoured of strawberries and cream. .3 oz./8.5 g
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Sweet Peach
£7.75
What could be sweeter than a friendly peach coating your lips with beeswax and the taste of sweet peaches? Not much my friend, not much. Sweet Peach flavour. .3 oz./8.5...
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Vanilla & Cardamom
£7.75
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty. Vanilla Cardamom. Mmmmm. .3 oz./8.5 g
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm - Watermelon & Tangerine
£7.75
You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. Flavored...
Blue Q Oven Mitt - Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient
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I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
Blue Q Oven Mitt - Dear Wine, Yes
£13.99
How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
Blue Q Oven Mitt - I Love My Asshole Kids
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Mummy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
Blue Q Oven Mitt - I'll Feed All you Fuckers
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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot...
Blue Q Oven Mitt - I've Got A Knife
£13.99
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps...
Blue Q Oven Mitt - Made From Scratch
£13.99
The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But mostly love. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot...
Blue Q Oven Mitt - Oops I'm Drunk,
£13.99
Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
Blue Q Oven Mitt - Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner
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Keep complaining and I'll send you to bed without any trash to eat at all. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
Blue Q Oven Mitt - This Is Fucking Delicious
£13.99
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot...
Blue Q Shopper Tote Bag - Flower Fest
£12.99
Bring this bag to a party... or let this bag bring the party to you! 95% post consumer recycled material.15"h x 16"w x 6"d
Blue Q Shopper Tote Bag - Random Crap
£12.99
You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instruments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to be all creative and just give...
Blue Q Shoulder Tote Bag - Octopus
£14.99
A friendly octopus? On a shoulder tote? With sturdy straps, a hefty zipper and a reinforced floor? Well, ahoy there, sailor! What's your name? 95% post consumer recycled material.11"h x...
Blue Q Tea Towel - Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient
£12.99
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole
£12.99
I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
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This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?
£12.99
Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - I Want A Burrito To Tuck Me Gently Into It's Warm Beans...
£12.99
When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - I Want A Fucking Pizza To Come Down...
£12.99
I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - I'll Feed All You Fuckers
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Each and every last one of ya. So GET READY. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - Made From Scratch
£12.99
Look at this cat, so pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, because that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. This design...
Blue Q Tea Towel - People I Want To Meet: Dogs
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'People I Want To Meet: 1. Dogs' It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Tea Towel - Washing Dishes Builds Character
£12.99
Seriously, it's good for you. Just try it one fucking time. Please. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w
Blue Q Teal Towel - Fuck, I Love Cheese
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I'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either. This design...
Blue Q Teal Towel - Hangry
£12.99
Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. This design...
Blue Q Teal Towel - The Food Has Weed In It
£12.99
I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design...
Blue Q Teal Towel - Tidy Motherfucker
£12.99
What can I say? I like a straight line and I love a clean counter. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design...
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Classified
£7.50
ONLY for individuals with verifiable records as top secret-keepers. Experience with mid-level secrets will not apply.95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Cute Lil Mushrooms
£7.50
You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute.95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Evidence
£7.50
NOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch manners: smelling, shaking, listening to, and/or...
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - I Hate Everyone Too
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But really - can you blame me?95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Kick The Day In It's Sunshiny Ass
£7.50
Ready? One-Two-Three-RAAAWWRRR!!! This day's ass has been kicked!95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Mushrooms
£7.50
Perfectly sized to carry pills, chocolates, tinctures, dried stems and other stuff... like pencils and keys.95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Please Don't Fuck With My Shit
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If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then... I give up!95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Random Crap Floral
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You know what this bag is best for? Oh, it says it right on the side? Yeah, I guess it does.95% post consumer recycled material.7.25"h x 9.5"w
Blue Q Zipper Pouch - Skunky
£7.50
You know, "skunky" means a lot of different things to a lot of different people and we're not in the business of enforcing any one specific interpretation.95% post consumer recycled...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Berry Bubbly
£6.99
Bubble up a fragrant flurry containing natural butters to moisturize and pure Rosemary & Geranium essential oils. Simply hold your luxury Body Buffer under the shower to activate and gently...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Citrus Got Real
£6.99
Skin acting a little sassy? Well, we cant fix poor decisions, but we can fix pore problems. Simply hold under the shower to activate the skin softening triple butters as...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Cosmo Cocktail
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Awaken your body with a dash of the good stuff. This moisturising fruity concoction will have you energised and feeling sensual with the use of Lime and Ylang Ylang essential...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Eternally Grapefruit
£6.99
Some are naturally blessed when it comes to skin care, but if you aren't so lucky we have created this miracle sponge with a triple butter formulation and pure Sweet...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Girl on the Glo
£6.99
We know its hard work being a girl! We feel you! That’s why you’ll love this 3 in 1 product – an exfoliating sponge filled with triple butters to moisturise...
Body Buffer Shower Soap - Lavender Haze
£6.99
A relaxing Lavender fragrance, coupled with real Lavender and Geranium essential oils ensures a peaceful and tranquil shower experience as the triple butter moisturises the skin. How To UsePlace your...
